What did the wrist watch say to the wall clock?

A: Hour you doing?

Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter is the best medicine “they say”. They include the dour Sigmund Freud, who said a good joke is a defense against the absurdities in life. Even the yogis in India use laughter yoga to achieve a happier and higher state of mind. Nero-surgeons know that the brain’s plasticity is expanded by a chuckle, chortle, and cackle. So let’s laugh a little more.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What makes a joke funny? Nobody really knows, but one thing is sure, if we knew the answer it wouldn’t be funny. Surprise is a good thing. It takes us off guard, releases tension, makes the smartest brainiac think he or she is not so smart after all.

And what do we learn? To laugh.

We all need to laugh. Right.

According to the Mayo Clinic, “Laughter can increase your oxygen intake, which can in turn stimulate your heart, lungs, and muscles. Laughing further releases endorphins, the feel-good chemicals our bodies produce to make us feel happy and even relieve pain or stress. The act of increasing and then decreasing our heart rate and blood pressure through laughter is also ultimately calming and tension-relieving. Laughter can even boost our immune system response through the release of stress-and illness-reducing neuropeptides.”

If you have the time here are a few jokes about time.

Why is it that every time my wife loses her keys, it is in the very last place she looks for it?
Because it is Time to stop looking.

An old man is talking to God. “God, how long is a million years?”
God answers, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
“God, how much is a million dollars?”
“To me, it’s a penny.”
“God, may I have a penny?”
“Wait a minute.”

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a Fireman’s calendar? …
The judge gave each one six months.

Time is a most precious thing, but, as we all know, too much of a good thing can kill.

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Owl Be Seeing You

Our new store hours are Tuesday thru Saturday, 10:30 to 5pm, which gives us more time to come up with jokes. “Jest” for you, a few quips told by a wise old owl.

Knock, knock
“Who’s there?”
Owl
“Owl who?”
Owl be seeing you!

Someone called me an owl!
I said, “Whoooo??!

Why did the Owl invite his friends over?
Didn’t want to be owl by himself.

What do you call a magical owl?
Whooo-Dini!

These owl jokes and more are from the BarnOwlTrust. Give a hoot and check them out.

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